Well, Christian McKay isn't mumbling Eminem lyrics into an oscillating fan in this latest -- and final -- viral clip for I Melt With You. What he is doing, though, is having a bit of a post-shave breakdown into a hand towel. Dudes; you just never know what's going to start the waterworks. Click ahead to see the sadness.
After seeing Rob Lowe at his most tormented, Jeremy Piven at his most face-ripping, Thomas Jane at his most somersault-y, and now this, it's official: I Melt With You might be For Colored Girls for middle-aged white dudes. Or not. We'll find out when it premieres at Sundance next week.