It looks like James Bond will return after all! At least until the next delay. Assuming, though, that MGM can be taken at its word -- and assuming we're all still around and not sucked into the vortex of an apocalypse in 22 months -- 007 will arrive at theaters on Nov. 9, 2012 with Daniel Craig reprising his role as James Bond for director Sam Mendes. Hooray! The currently untitled film is going by BOND 23, which would be fine if this were a trendy bar and not a movie franchise. Ahead, Movieline offers some foolproof title suggestions.
The Bond Ultimatum
The Floccinaucinihilipilification of Brevity
James Bond: Ghost Protocol
Bankrupussy
The Hobbit
This One Isn't Written By Paul Haggis
Always Say Never Again
Bond 23-D (in IMAX)
This is For All the Tostitos
Tomorrow Never Opens
James Bond Rises
Ridley Scott Was Unavailable
The Child Support is Not Enough
The Girl with the SPECTRE Tattoo
Developments Are Forever
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