"Jack Nicholson had contacted one of my in-laws who happens to be in Columbus, Ohio," Ted told ET. "They're supposed to be making a movie in which Jack is playing opposite a disc jockey, which he would like me to portray in the movie." Good enough, Ted. Far be it from a privileged idiot like me to rain on your parade -- after all, I get pissy when GChat signs me out for no reason -- but let's just say I won't be holding my breath for this one to happen.
In the meantime, watch Williams' appearance with Jimmy Fallon to get your heart warmed for the day.