At Thursday's TCA press conference in Pasadena, Piers Morgan announced that the first guest on his new CNN show will be OWN sorceress Oprah Winfrey -- and that newspapers won't exist soon. "There will be no newspapers in 20 years. Deal with it," he said, adding that he feels sorry for Scandinavian paper factories that will soon go down in flames. Fine, but he should have assured us that America's Got Talent won't be around in 20 years either. Soften the blow, Piers!
