Technically speaking, the Biebster is still a wee babe -- that is, he's 16 years old (and looks about 12), and is thus subject to child pornography laws -- but visual confirmation of romance between the pop-R&B crooner and 18-year-old tween starlet Selena Gomez is technically celeb news, right? At least it's my job to click on these questionable spy pics of Bieblena almost-kissing and butt-grabbing and canoodling in swimwear on a pre-New Year's Eve Caribbean cruise, which I'd estimate rank about a 1.5 on the COPINE scale of child pornography. What's your excuse? [Bauer Griffin via TMZ]
