Like you, we here at Movieline HQ have been patiently waiting to see what the comic wizards at Taiwanese CGI news service NMA News were going to come up with for NFL icon Brett Favre. As you've probably heard, the married quarterback is embroiled in an alleged sexting scandal involving a sideline reporter and cellphone pictures of his penis. Though if you're unclear on the story details, don't worry: NMA is here to help.
Why Favre has laser vision is unclear, but otherwise it appears NMA has gotten to the heart of this matter. Meanwhile, you just know there's a reality show producer wondering how he can get Favre and Tiger Woods in the same building. Coming soon to VH1: The Doghouse!