I ran out of gas right around here: "Gisele Bundechen [sic], the Brazilian civil rights hero, I mean supermodel, recently pronounced 'I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.' And what happens if we don't Gisele? Do we get thrown in a Nipple Nazi lactation prison?" Your mileage may vary. [Big Hollywood]
