· Today's excellent HuffPo headline: Leo DiCaprio's New Pet Tortoise May Outlive Him.
· Ryan Reynolds still wants to make the Deadpool movie: "It's a nasty piece of work," he crows to the LA Times. "It's just based in so much emotional filth, completely. It's like Barfly if it were a superhero movie."
· To no one's surprise, CBS has ordered another season of Big Brother.
· Which ex-SNLer said this about Sarah Palin: "She's got everything those sixties Gloria Steinem's wanted. But, the Gloria's won't admit it because Sarah thinks 'right.' Liberals want tolerance, but only for themselves"? I think you know who.