*Please consider all of these questions SIC'd.
1.) What do you think the world would be like if bacon didn't exist?
2.) Does the carpet match the drapes?
3.) What socks are you wearing right now? I always imagine you wearing striped black and white socks like the wicked witch of the east...
4.) Since moving to TBS, are you afraid Carlos Mencia will steal your jokes?
5.) Conan, i made u a sculpture when u came to toronto. did u ever get it? i gave it to Bley to give to you. all i want is a picture of you holding it. i worked so long and hard on it, dont let me down Coco. 🙂
6.) Should my son and I watch the new show together or will the nasty bear be back?
7.) Have you thought about releasing a cereal?
8.) does it sting when you tinkle?
9.) How long before TBS asks you to change time slots to appease George Lopez?
10.) Dear Conan, I just got 2 tickets for game one of the Reds division series, would you like to go with me?
11.) Do you have a soul?
12.) Will the new show air internationally on CNN? I lie in Europe and really want to see it!!!
13.) What would you say is the ratio of muscle to bone in your legs?
14.) Who clips your toenails?
15.) Is Jeremy Piven the biggest douchebag in Hollywood?
16.) What do you think about Steve Winwood?
17.) Why is your torso so much shorter than your legs?
18.) why does it hurt when i pee?
19.) Dear Conaw- My wife is barren. Can you fix her? If not, WHY? I work at the Sizzler, if that helps.
20.) Why didn't you do porn?