· Oprah's ominous OWN network just greenlit a new talk show for Sarah Ferguson. I hope Ferguson spends time calling her viewers "wootchahz" using that old-time Weight Watchers inflection I still long for.
· Director Mary Harron's Moth Diaries attracted a cast: Scott Speedman, Lily Cole, Sarah Gadon and Sarah Bolger. No American psychos lurking in this one.
· Colin Firth and Keira Knightley recorded a short film for Rupert Friend and Tim Mison's film company. I hope it's a documentary about the miraculousness of Friend's perfectly squarish jawline.
· Eddie Redmayne has been cast in the Marilyn Monroe biopic My Week With Marilyn as one of Laurence Olivier's employees. He wants to be loved by her, I assume.