Finally, some Piranha 3D marketing you can enjoy without wanting to take a decontamination shower afterward! What stands a good chance of being the goriest movie of the summer opens Friday and that means Harvey Weinstein is only days away from planting the seeds for one of his patented, "Best Penis Being Gobbled and Spit Out in 3D" Oscar campaigns. Wait, huh?
Yep, via Funny or Die, the Piranha 3D cast brings you the For Your Consideration ad to end all For Your Consideration ads. No, seriously: this thing is just under 4 minutes in length, meaning if you watch it to the end, you're either a big Adam Scott fan (guilty) or your computer froze (also guilty).
Anyway, it's fairly funny, if only because Scott gets the best lines: "Don't do us the courtesy of a Golden Globe, OK? Unless it's shaped like an Oscar, is delivered to us at the Oscars and Bruce Vilanch is writing the f**king jokes, don't bother." Indeed, sir.