After the initial trailer for Burlesque threw glitter up all over the Internet last week, it's somewhat surprising to see that the first clip from the film is so benign in nature. The musical's biggest selling points -- Cher and Stanley Tucci's eyeglasses -- are nowhere to be found here, replaced instead by Christina Aguilera's booming vocals on "Something's Got a Hold on Me" and a dance routine that feels like Flashdance minus the water. Click ahead to watch, but be prepared to tap your foot in unison.
Might Burlesque actually be something more than a garish Frankenstein monster of musical cliches and bowler hats? Probably not. But at least the music will be good. Just one question: What dingy diner would have a microphone like that available?
[via Moviefone]