Remember the innocent days when the stars of Charles of Charge just wanted to help you out with your bankruptcy? I sure do after reading Scott Baio's utterly batsh*t Twitter rants against... well, everybody. "My butt is getting itchy with all these trolls up in it," he wrote this week during on ongoing tête-à-tête with the gang at Jezebel. "Adopt another cat or butt lick someone else. Envy must really suck." Big Hollywood, here he comes. [Jezebel via Videogum]