76-year-old love bandit Larry King just filed for divorce from his wife Shawn Southwick, who he married in 1997. The couple had two sons together, but this makes eight divorces for King. Suspender your disbelief. The filing lists "irreconcilable differences," but I imagine the romance stagnated; this is a guy who'll marry anyone who lifts up her skirt and lets him yell, "Hello, Tuscaloosa!" UPDATE: Per TMZ, sources allege infidelity: Southwick "is accusing Larry of having an affair with one of her close relatives." [TMZ]