Whoo boy, you guys. Indie upstart Hannover House has released a three-minute (!) trailer for the Joel Schumacher drugs-and-rich-kids drama Twelve, which was hissed at during its Sundance debut but at least stars actors with a certain amount of teen cachet, like Chace Crawford and Emma Roberts. Naturally, the best time to release a movie with them is opposite The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. In the clip, you'll see several of Movieline's twelve things wrong with Twelve, and you even get a glimpse of PC Peterson, premature ejaculator. (Between his cameo and Kim Zolciak's stint as a featured extra in the upcoming The Joneses, it's a good time to be a moonlighting Bravo star!).
One other item of note: this trailer may feature the majority of Crawford's very few lines, but it does not even begin to feature 1/1000th of narrator Kiefer Sutherland's.
VERDICT: Pass.