The NCAA basketball tourney may have preempted CBS's late-night programming, but there were plenty of other uncomfortable after hours moments to go around. George Lopez rented a long-haired bovine named Junior for Johnny Weir, the Marriage Ref gave Miley Cyrus some relationship advice and Hot Tub Time Machine's Craig Robinson revealed that he once taught Beethoven to kids who ripped the heads off birds. That clip, and the other highlights you missed last night while trying to figure out why South Park killed you off after calling you a transvestite donkey witch on Wednesday, after the jump.
4. Tom Papa Mentors Miley
Tom Papa finally revealed how he got the job hosting the worst marriage-advice show on television, why the Marriage Ref employs divorced stars like Alec Baldwin and what it is like working for Jerry Seinfeld. And then for his big finish, Papa told Miley how to make her future marriage work.
3. Craig Robinson, Music Teacher
The Office and Hot Tub Time Machine star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to make you grateful that he is not your inner city music teacher, weather man or ski instructor.
2. A Johnny Weir Spectacular
The figure skater (who spoke to Movieline earlier this month) visited Lopez Tonight for the second time in two weeks to discuss the Madison Square Garden spectacular he hopes to create (and you can invest in) and the "Stars on Ice" controversy before boarding a yak.
1. Miley's "Mad Scary" Idol Experience
If you didn't get enough of" mentor Miley Cyrus":http://www.movieline.com/2010/03/american-idol-recap-finding-the-no-1-among-no-1s.php on Tuesday night's American Idol, the Disney star skipped over to the Tonight Show for a victory lap, where she remembered the meaningful advice she offered to contestants, the standing ovation the Idol audience gave her and the way she told Simon off backstage for being wrong sometimes.