If you're anything like me, you've spent the last few sleepless nights wondering, "What ever happened to Jay Leno's Green Car Challenge Course?" You know, that multi-million dollar track constructed for NBC's primetime experiment so that stars like Tim Allen and Rush Limbaugh could race eco-friendly cars in figure-eights for a segment that no one in America cared about? Jay Leno finally addressed that concern last night by revisiting the immaculately-maintained course for a pre-taped sketch in which the Tonight Show host abused cowboy and Indian stereotypes. That gem, as well as the other moments you missed last night while tweeting your unwanted opinions on health care reform, after the jump.
5. Johnny Weir's Tonight Show Debut
How many times can Jay Leno say the word "flamboyant" in one interview? Watch the clip below and see, as the Tonight Show host addressed claims that Weir is not "family friendly" enough for the Stars on Ice Tour by goading the athlete into discussing his humble background in rural Pennsylvania. As the Olympic figure skater tells it, one of the biggest bummers about growing up in Amish country was that he was not exposed to Whitney Houston until he was twelve years old.
4. Rockapella with Jimmy
Let this be a warning to all other children's game shows from the early '90s: Jimmy Fallon will track you down and find a way to honor you on Late Night, even if the homage comes off as a smug insider joke that your dad will never understand.
3. A Few Random Celebrity Impressions, by Greg Kinnear
If you've been wondering what Greg Kinnear has been up to the past couple years, you're in luck, because the actor (in The Last Song now with Miley Cyrus) stopped by The Late Show last night to show Dave what he has been working on.
2. Pausing Awkwardly with John Cusack
Last night, Craig Ferguson and the Hot Tub Time Machine star talked mugs, big white hands and then, at other times, felt no need to talk at all.
1. Jay Leno, Toyota Whisperer
Rest easy knowing that Jay Leno's Green Car Challenge track has been kept in mint condition for the rare Prius pre-taped segment. [Click ahead to 7:08]