· Hey, it's the new poster for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse! Did Taylor Lautner just get back from a Caribbean vacation or something? Dude is like John Boehner-level tan.
· Did Zuleikha Robinson accidentally let a secret slip when she revealed the last name of her Lost character to Vulture?
· The next film from James L. Brooks, the Reese Witherspoon dramedy How Do You Know, is set for release on December 17.
· Maybe don't go up to Jake Gyllenhaal in a bar and say loudly, "Isn't that the guy who killed Heath Ledger?"
· Jackass 3-D's potential was fully realized when Chris Pontius strung a toy helicopter to his penis and made it twirl around. Cinema!