Overhead in an IM window at Movieline HQ just minutes ago:
seth: are you ready to sh*t your pants?
stv: ugh not again! [20-second pause] LOL. pants sh*t. mission accomplished
seth: i seriously want season tickets to the Alaska Nanooks. can i post this?
stv: did that polar bear just blow up the earth?
seth: that polar bear is so hellbent he just lit himself on fire
stv: how much did the music clearances cost for this?
seth: "highway to the enter sandman self-control danger zone"
stv: so let me get this straght: the polar bear is swimming under the ice and he comes up and makes a hockey stick out of static electricity created by clapping his paws?
seth: and with this static-electro hockey stick he cuts an icebreaker clean in half and then flees in an F-16
stv: leaving behind a planet flattened by his bear-y, boat-smashing, hockey-mascoting power
seth: that must be a huge plane
stv: only to hop dimensions and/or galaxies and wind up back in Alaska playing hockey?
seth: head explodes
stv: this is just a Righteous Brothers bar sing-along from pure genius.
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