It's not easy to deal with the fact that this is Lost's final season, and some of the show's fans have taken it out on Disneyland. Online petitions suggest that Disney (which owns Lost's parent company ABC) should either redo Tom Sawyer Island to become a Lost attraction or devote a new space to it entirely. "While I like the idea of Tom Sawyer's island getting a LOST do-over," tweeted executive producer Carlton Cuse, "I'd rather see Disney make a big LOST E-ticket ride."
Hey, why not go even bigger than that? Over the next few pages, you'll find Movieline's pictorial suggestions for an entire Lost Land. Grab your map of the park (hand-drawn by Rousseau, of course) and take a look!
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Michael's Shooting Gallery
With the help of Ms. Klugh, Michael has put together this delightful shooting gallery where budding traitors can test their aim against pesky, DUI-adjacent Losties like Ana Lucia and Libby. Go for the high score (by shooting your own arm) to earn a Walt prize from the top shelf!
Smoke Monster Roller Coaster
It's no coincidence that the island's iconic smoke monster makes mechanical roller coaster noises when it unfurls, for a roller coaster is precisely what it is! (Spoiler alert?) Let Smokey peer into your soul, and if he judges you worthy, you're in for the ride of your life through Lost Island's treetops. Just don't be surprised if he transforms into one of your dead companions (or Titus Welliver) in mid-journey.
Jack's Time-Out Room for Toddlers
Whether your child is suffering from a time travel nosebleed or simply was kidnapped by the Others upon your arrival, Jack's Time-Out Room provides a healthy recuperative space for kids of all ages to let their feelings out. As the frequently teary murals make clear, everyone cries sometimes -- even a spinal surgeon/reluctant leader in his forties!
Desmond's Fortune-Telling Tent
Step right into the tent of Mr. Desmond Hume, who's been forced to supplement his Season Six recurring status with a little bit of Season Three fortune-telling. Watch as Des takes a swig of MacCutcheon whiskey, peers into his crystal ball, avoids your eyes, than attempts to get out of giving you a fortune until the end of the episode, when he tells you just exactly how you're gonna die, brotha. And all you wanted to know is if you were going to find love this year! Now that's full service.
Nikki and Paulo Sandbox
While you're exploring the adults-only Make Sense of Lost's Timeline exhibit, why not drop the rugrats off at the Nikki and Paulo sandbox? Trust me, there's no better place to frolic and make foot statue sand castles than in an enclosed area very near to the shallow grave that Lost's least-liked characters were buried in. Arzt would be proud!