· Bear Grylls's whole shtick revolves around the fact that he's an extremely attractive man who will go to great lengths to seem as unattractive as possible, and yet he miraculously remains very attractive. Drink fresh poo-juice out of an elephant patty? Still attractive. Slit open a camel belly and crawl inside to escape a sand storm? Still attractive. Self-administer an enema on a lifeboat? Oddly ... more attractive. [Discovery]
· In other TV adventurer news, Anthony Bourdain's services were enlisted in the incineration of six tons of pure cocaine, with a street price of roughly $100 million. He pledged, "No Lindsay Lohan jokes," but we didn't: This photo makes so much more sense now! [Travel Channel]
· If you've not yet gotten your fill of Cera/Jersey crossover madness, here he with his crispy blowout learning how to do a proper fist pump. [MTV]
· THIS. IS. PASTAAAAAAA!!!!! [NY Daily News]
· Daniel Battsek, the former president of Disney's hobbled Miramax, is in talks to replace Adam Leipzig as head of National Geographic Films, who exits to become a full-time producer after six years. [The Wrap]
· Veteran TV producer David Gerber, whose credits include Police Woman, In the Heat of the Night (the series) and thirtysomething, died in L.A. on Jan. 2 from heart failure. R.I.P. D.G. [Variety]
· Here is Orson Welles's 8-minute art film debut. James Franco, eat your heart out. [Thighs Wide Shut]