Pity poor Mischa Wynhausen, a 31-year-old who agreed to plead guilty to uploading the 2008 Mike Myers bomb to the Web the day before it opened in theaters. He'll serve three years' probation as part of the deal -- which beats the six months in prison that another Guru pirate, Jack Yates, got after obstructing an FBI investigation into the film's leak two summers ago. And yet Myers somehow roams free. Justice delayed, etc... [THR Esq.]