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For Your Eyebrows Only

Susan Boyle, whose first album I Dreamed a Dream is the fastest-selling debut for a female artist in history, is a rumored front-runner to record the theme for the next James Bond entry in 2011. This would place her in a canon with Paul McCartney and Wings, Carly Simon, Gladys Knight, Duran Duran and Madonna. Unfortunately for Simon Cowell's plans, there is already a Bond anthem called "The World is Not Enough," and therefore it would seem untimely for Boyle to sing it in a sorcerer's cape while cackling in the wind. [Mirror]