Last night, George Lopez became the most powerful man in the after-hours landscape by convincing an A-list actress, once favored as America's Sweetheart, to surrender herself to a full Chola makeover. A bottle of Aquanet, two Sharpie eyebrows and a flannel shirt later, Sandra Bullock allowed G-Lo to parade her around his stage like a three-headed circus freak. Your move, Monique. The full makeover video, along with the other late night moments you missed while melting down on Facebook last night, after the jump.
Kenneth the Page Jack McBrayer Discusses His Simple Pleasures
On the Tonight Show, Jack McBrayer detailed the lengths he takes to transform his chilly NYC apartment into a tropical climate. One anecdote about slathering his kitchen sink in Banana Boat suntan lotion later, Conan O'Brien proclaimed the interview the "stupidest" he's ever conducted, even after McBrayer's impressions of Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan.
Chelsea Handler Sexually Harasses/Disses Ryan Kwanten
The Chelsea Lately host took advantage of being down under to invite True Blood's Aussie native onto her couch last night. Handler spent the short interview asking Kwanten to remove his shirt, lingering on the mental image of him in a Speedo, and when the shy interview subject refused to cooperate, Handler launched a few barbs in his direction.
"Fat" Charles Barkley
An admittedly bloated version of Sir Charles appeared on the Jay Leno Show to set a more important record than anything established on the Green Car Challenge track: most soundbites per segment. For anyone who has never seen Barkley on a talk show or sports show, this clip will blow your mind. In between calling ESPN's Skip Bayless out as an idiot and pledging to lose 50 pounds by February, Barkley delivered these one-liners, among many others:
· "I'm loaded. I'm not worried about money."
· "You gonna be my Isiah Thomas, Jay."
· "I've been going to the gym, doing the executive workout for 25 years, which is the steam room and sauna."
· "Dude, I'm in the basketball hall of fame. Ain't any lazy people in there."
· "Well you can't start a diet in the middle of the week. That's just stupid."
Pixies Perform "Debaser"
On Late Night to promote their latest tour, the Pixies broke out their Doolittle hit.
Sandra Bullock Gets a Chola Makeover
No further explanation necessary.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Carrie Fisher!
Fisher tested out material for her one-woman show, Wishful Drinking on the Late Show last night. Anecdotes included: sending her father, Eddie Fisher, strippers on his 81st birthday, Cary Grant's LSD advice, the song lyrics written about her by ex-husband Paul Simon and how it feels to look like Elton John.