Recession be damned! Maybe mocked, too! Million Dollar Listing, Bravo's reality drama about cut-throat real estate agents, is slated to return for a third season on October 12. This is eventful for perhaps no other reason (besides that I sort of, um, like the show) than the fact that Chad Rogers is, without question, the greatest television douchebag of all time, beating Bravo's own record set by third-season Project Runway vet Vincent Libretti. His mouth is shaped like a perfect puka shell! Stunning. Preview after the jump.
While fellow agents Madison Hildebrand (who is also a Playgirl cover boy) and Josh Flagg run into trouble with suspicious clients, Chad is delightfully blow-drying his opal orb of hair and claiming he's the realest agent. OK, he doesn't say that, but give it a week. Now, let's sit back, watch Chad talk, and internally compare his silhouette to Mystery Science Theater 3000's Tom Servo.