In the past two years, Levi Johnston has ascended from the Wasilla dating scene to become the most reticent crush-object in America. On one hand, he seems to enjoy the attention of being Kathy Griffin's scripted boyfriend and skyping into Watch What Happens, with seemingly no knowledge of who host Andy Cohen is (we don't really know either), and on the other hand, he always seems to be glancing sideways, looking for the nearest can of Skoal.
Johnston recently graduated the Bravo talent ranks when he was chosen as the subject of an upcoming Vanity Fair feature (on newsstands Sept. 8) -- "Me and Mrs. Palin," an assignment that required a complete makeover and photo shoot with Mark Seliger. In the video after the jump, watch as Johnston holds his breath as he is tressed, appears to check for his wallet each time a stylist comes near him and uncomfortably poses with a Sarah Palin cut out in the backseat of a limo.