· Hey, a new shot of Penélope Cruz from Nine! Nice stretches, Pen.
· How can Darren Aronofsky attract audiences to his upcoming Black Swan, a slow, deliberative psychological drama? By including a scene where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have hot animal sex.
· Paula Abdul asked for a private jet for her Ugly Betty guest stint. The producers did her one better: They replaced her with Kristen Johnston.
· FX has picked up the improvised Mark Duplass comedy The League and Louis CK's Louie.
· Small Wonder is coming to DVD. You're welcome!