When you cast Megan Fox in your movie and ask her to make out with Amanda Seyfried, you're certainly intending to turn at least a couple of moviegoers on. Still, I'm not entirely sure that the producers of Jennifer's Body knew just how much their movie would provoke the heretofore-unknown demographic of "vorarephiliacs," or people who are sexually aroused by "the idea of being eaten, eating another, or watching this process" (thanks, Wikipedia!).
So what do these cannibal sex fetishists think of the upcoming Diablo Cody thriller? Movieline investigates! (Warning: You cannot unlearn what you are about to learn.)
First, here are some important terms you need to know. By and large, vorarephiliacs seem to prefer "soft vore," which is the unlikely art of someone being swallowed whole with no bloodshed; still, there are some who are into "hard vore," which involves actual flesh-chewing. Also, there are many different categories of vorarephilia, "including but not limited to, swallowing, cock vore, vaginal vore (also call unbirthing), anal vore, and breast vore," whoa, WHOA, Wikipedia. Settle down. You actually don't need to know that last part, but I learned it during the course of my research and now you and I, we're on a level playing field of terrible knowledge. Feels nice, right?
Anyway, the vore fetishists at Eka's Portal (a vore discussion and fantasy board) are, as you might assume, all atwitter about Jennifer's Body, which features a demon-possessed Megan Fox chewing up high school boys. "Yeah, doesn't look like it'll be soft vore, but ... I'm still going to see it," said commenter ccj. "The trailer made me a little weak in the knees. Worth it just to see Megan Fox lookin' at people all hungry and such."
"Wow it was a lot of nice Hard Vore, and it was a sexy girl eating the people!" exulted D1g1talDesignzor. "Hopefully we will see more of the actual eating and swallowing in the full movie."
Still, other vore fetishists would have preferred a few more concessions to the soft vore community, which prizes the consumer's post-swallowing physical appearance. "Now if she had a gut, I might rent it but it's not looking that way," lamented Mech__Warrior. "I'm slightly into Megan, but this movie just looks bad." Adamskient, too, bemoaned the movie's lack of vore verisimilitude. "I'm kinda torn... Megan is hot, but hard vore is best left to lions, tigers, and other such animals. Maybe anthros too." This is true, and why didn't Karyn Kusama listen to that studio note?
Anyway, good morning. You've learned so many new things today!
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