· The 11-year-old who notoriously attempted to give Megan Fox a yellow rose has been found! He is a Brit named, uh, "Harvii" (is this an alien name?), and his Facebook interests include "fashion...going to my friends hse...spending money lol." Congratulations, "Harvii," the world is ready for a new Susan Boyle to wear out!
· Speaking of Le Renard, here is an interview with Megan Fox's stunt double.
· Ugh, why was Shia LaBeouf so damn cute on the Today show this morning? Swoon. That is my completely professional opinion.
· Good news, all you Marlon Brando/Jackie Kennedy fanfiction writers: Your dreams have come true!
· Lou Diamond Phillips won The Heidi and Spencer Show. Yay!