Congratulations to the commenters who authored the five best comments this week, as they will be granted time-share ownership of the abs Ryan Reynolds so proudly displayed on the cover of EW to prove that he is not, in fact a sex symbol. Enjoy the view!
So, who are our winners?
SunnyDaze on Hey Everyone - Look! Some Model Loses Her Mind on a Reality Show You Never Heard Of!: What's tragic is there isn't a heterosexual man alive who wouldn't consider that a successful first date.
Inhaler on Is Alec Baldwin His Own Worst Enemy?: Self-loathing is ingrained into the DNA structure of being Baldwin. Case in point: Fair Game.
NoWireHangers on How a Photo of Adam 'The Ferosh Hulk' Lambert Ignited a Gokey-Hating Revolution: Yeah, Gokey's a douche but everyone already knew that. He's the music director at a mega church. He wears Sally Jesse glasses. He has the cool adult contemporary stylings of a young Steve Winwood. The signs were always there, people. The whole vague insinuation that he believes gay people are going to hell is the equivalent of a finishing spritz of Axe Cologne.
snickers on Crazy David Carradine Cause-of-Death Theory #428: 'Lady Boys': Are they still trying to disprove the lone cockman theory?
icallthebigonebitey on Is Alec Baldwin His Own Worst Enemy?: "I have this silly fantasy." Me too, Alec, me too. But yours probably does not involve me, you, a Staten Island Ferry restroom, and the Midnight Express soundtrack.
Thanks for playing, everyone!