Sure, Rolling Stone hasn't made its full Adam Lambert article available online, but would you believe that it's actually out there, on a newsstand? (What are those?) We've taken a look at the whole thing and clipped out all the interesting, never-before-revealed details, which are mostly about Lambert's shocking, shocking bi-curiosity, and Zac Efron's willingness to go to Burning Man.
· On those pictures that surfaced midway through the competition: "I've only dressed in drag three or four times -- and of course, I took pictures, because I looked amazing -- but I don't tuck and wear breasts, that's not me," says Lambert, inducing a fit of panic amongst his supporters as they take to the internet to find out, together, what this "tucking" is. "Sucking my boy's face?" he adds. "Yes, that I will own."
· OR WILL HE. Rolling Stone writer Vanessa Grigoriadis notes, "Even when you know that he's gay, it's hard not to find him physically attractive," and helpfully begins a paragraph with this sentence (spoiler warning): "In high school, Lambert made out with a few girls, and even had oral sex with one during spring break."
· "Lately, you know, there's part of me that's almost bi-curious the other way around," teases the Idol runner-up. "I've made out a few times with girls at nightclubs when I had way too many drinks. I don't know if it would ever happen, but I'm kind of interested. I don't think I would want to do it with a groupie...then again, maybe I'd rather it was with a stranger than someone I knew." Ladies, there is a chance.
· Oh, but this: "I'm trying to get Zac Efron to come to Burning Man. He says he really wants to go!" So that's what they were talking about together on that dinner date. Can something feel surprising yet so inevitable at the same time?
Also, he reveals his hate list, which involves Nickelback, West Hollywood gay guys, and Danny Gokey (implied!). We agree with all of those, so please lay off of us in the comments section, Lambert fans.