Welcome back to Movieline's One-Page Screenplay project: the only place in the universe serving up single-page masterpieces from Hollywood's top screenwriters. You think one-page screenwriting is easy? It's a lot harder than it looks. They say that if you can't capture the audience's interest by the first syllable, you've already lost the game.
Not that that's a problem for this week's superstar contributor. Perusing our growing catalog, I was struck by a lack of two things: 1. Female voices, and 2. Oscar™ winners. Well, I'm thrilled to announce that today's entry remedies both of those issues, and quite spectacularly so. That's right, ladies and gentleman: You know her as Juno's life-giver, the great emancipator of The United States of Tara, the one, the only, Diablo Cody!
The Official MySpace Bio:
Status: In a Relationship
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Not Sure
Hometown: Lemont, IL
Body type: Body builder
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Occupation: Cocksucker
The One-Page Screenplay:
Previous One-Page Screenplays:
· Jeff Lowell's The Socialite And The Guy With The Real Job
· Michael Brandt & Derek Haas's Messy Life
· John Turman's BFF
· Rian Johnson's The Plains of Rothinian
· The Robotard 8000's Attempt #3