· The internet is abuzz over Gwyneth Paltrow's awfully shiny legs on last night's Tonight Show. Can't a woman pace around in her green room's chamomile-scented enlightenment wading pool without everyone freaking out?
· After a shaky Cannes debut, now Taking Woodstock is getting hit with claims of inaccuracy and exaggeration. By the time it's released in August, maybe the backlash to the backlash ("Hey, it's actually decent!") will begin.
· Slumdog Millionaire's Rubina Ali has written her autobiography, despite being only 9. In it, she devotes many chapters to the "beloved father" who maybe, kinda tried to sell her.
· Ed Helms actually took out his dental implant to commit to his character in The Hangover.
· Susan Boyle has been released from the mental health clinic. Look, an intimacy with the scores of Les Miz and Cats will do that to a person. No judgment.