We here at Movieline support all kinds of filmmaking, from big budget space spectacles like Star Trek (a must see!) to esoteric art house fair to insanely involved Michael Bay spoofs that must have taken eight zillion hours to make and involve spraypainted, actual ponies galloping through a high school corridor. As such, for our latest installment of The 2-Minute Verdict, we present My Little Pony: Reign of Buttercup Sprinkles, in which the planet is overrun by an alien species of hostile dwarf equines. Only through the courageous intervention of a Megan Fox-type, polishing a motorcycle with her ass hiked up in the air, can we hope to survive. This blows Tommy and the Cool Mule out of the water.
PETA Verdict: Arrest these people.
Our Verdict: Giddeeeeeeeyup!