Alec Baldwin will reportedly head off to Cannes as part of James Toback's next project, an unscripted slice of life featuring the actor as himself, doing all the things Alec Baldwin might do at the world's most venerated, glamorous film festival. Neve Campbell, who will not travel with the team, is said to star as Baldwin's wife; she shot material in New York last week. Sounds great! Though if this just turns out to be a long-form Capital One commercial, I'm going to be pretty pissed. [Forbes via VF]