I had vowed to get on with my life and leave the Academy Awards alone today. That all changed when a friend alerted me to an eye-popping moment on the Oscars red carpet that haunted my dreams and now demands reckoning. Dear readers, does anybody knows what the hell is going on here?
Seriously, I need to know. Also: Top that, Sacha Baron Cohen.
[Thanks to Justin for the heads-up.]
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