This won't come nearly close to matching the poetry witnessed throughout last week's Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy premiere giveaway contest (or the tense, masterful symphony of the film itself, chock-full of your favorite British thesps and "Pillow lipped chameleons"), but: "Thanks to all who played/With odes to Tinker, Tailor.../Winners after the jump!"
Congrats to our three winners, whose lyrical haikus instantly evoked the careers and talents of Tinker, Tailor stars Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, and Colin Firth:
"Gorgeous Tom Hardy
Pillow Lipped Chameleon
Makes All Films Better"
-- Meg
"Old man Dracula
risen from a vicious Sid
-one Sirius knight"
-- David Raines
"English Thespian:
Mr. Darcy, Bridget's man-
Please, don't sing again."
-- Michael Ventimiglia
Winners have been contacted via email on how to pick up their prize tickets. Extra points for reciting your haikus to their subjects at the premiere, held Tuesday December 7 in Hollywood.