· Let's make this quick and get to the turkey: This is a little late in coming, but reportedly a male admirer at last week's Breaking Dawn - Part 1 premiere at the Nokia Theater shouted feverishly at the screen near the end of the film: "Taylor Lautner, you're a sexy fuck!" Sir! Neither the time nor place! Where were you when Abduction needed you? [THR]
· Aaron Sorkin, who was previously reported to be in the running to adapt Walter Isaacson's recent biography of the late Steve Jobs, is inching ever closer to taking the job: "Sony has asked me to write the movie and it's something I'm strongly considering. [...] Right now I'm just in the thinking-about-it stages. It's a really big movie and it's going to be a great movie no matter who writes it." [E! Online]
· The name of Jeremy Renner's character in The Bourne Legacy is Aaron Cross. Tell all your friends. [Empire]
· Asked if he wanted to continue directing the English-language Millennium Trilogy after next month's The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, David Fincher replied: "At this point, no. But ask me again in two months. I'm so tired right now I can't think straight. You don't ask a woman in labor, 'Do you want another child?'" Especially when she doesn't get paid millions to deliver it. Anyway, he'll be back. [Reuters]
· Jimmy Fallon publicly apologized for the Roots' choice of "Lyin' Ass Bitch" to introduce Rep. Michele Bachmann during her appearance Monday on Late Night. It gets funnier: He also invited her back on the show. [AP]
· To the naysayers who think the critically beloved Hugo is too cineaste-y to hold youngsters' attention, Glenn Kenny has awesome evidence to the contrary. Huzzah! [Some Came Running]