Did you think that the Snow White and the Huntsman trailer starring Kristen Stewart was a little too dark? Did you find yourself wishing for Bollywood-like dance numbers, a wide-eyed princess, Armie Hammer's impersonation of a dog and Julia Roberts attempting (and failing) to play evil? If you answered yes to these questions, then does Hollywood have the Snow White movie for you! It's Tarsem Singh's Mirror, Mirror and now, the very first trailer is available to view.
Okay, maybe it's not that bad. But it's hard seeing America's Sweetheart attempt to play evil while still giving audiences her "Richard Gere just slammed a necklace case shut on my fingers" Pretty Woman laugh instead of evil cackles -- especially when re-enacting the Gone With the Wind corset scene. Maybe this is what America wants though: an evil queen stressing over wrinkles and financial problems that can only be solved by royal marriage while Lily Collins lurks through a forest in a ballgown.
Or maybe America just wants Snow White starring the girl from Twilight.
Mirror Mirror is scheduled for a March 16 release, approximately three months before Snow White and the Huntsman arrives in theaters.
[Yahoo!]