Avengers Lookin' Good!

ew_avengers_cover.jpgCheck out the hot new cover of Entertainment Weekly, featuring various disembodied portions of Avengers stars Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johannson, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner and Chris Hemsworth slapped into an illustration that makes the Argentinian Jack and Jill poster look like a Norman Rockwell painting. Listen, EW: My floating-head Photoshop services are available for cheap any time you need them; inquire (and get the rest of today's Buzz Break) within.

[Click for full-size image via EW]

· Feeling charitable? Justine Bateman is raising money to self-publish Violence + Feathers: A Book of Poetry and Artwork. [Kickstarter via The Awl]

· "The Six Best Anna Faris Scenes, In Movies Ranging From Great to Unwatchable." Sold. [Nerve]

· Describing the song he's working on for the 2012 London Olympics, pop producer extraordinaire Mark Ronson explains how he "recorded athletes as they went about their training, sometimes attaching microphones on their legs, chests and arms. [...] There are grunts and heartbeats, screeches and thumps." So it's basically a Stooges record. [AP]

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Comments

  • J K says:

    That Mark Ruffalo "blue steel" is priceless.

  • Luke says:

    Wow! Can't believe Marvel signed off on these terrible head strips!

  • quijibo says:

    "And starring Mark Ruffalo as Ray Romano".

  • Tommy Marx says:

    Wow, I didn't realize the Black Widow's aim in life was to kill both Iron Man and Thor at the same time. Hey man, nice shot!
    On the other hand, this cover will end up being a collector's edition since it is not a) one of the 14 double issues Entertainment Biweekly publishes and it does not b) feature the cast of Harry Potter, Twilight, or The Hunger Games.

  • Tommy Marx says:

    And what exactly is up with Mark's hair?

  • J K says:

    I think that must be the gamma radiation 🙂

  • 2+2=5 says:

    lol, nice one

  • 2+2=5 says:

    I didn't know Cartman is in Avengers too.

  • J K says:

    How did they even find six different light sources, and manage to wrongly re-proportion each figure just within the uncanny valley? I looked at this for a few minutes yesterday and it began to make me feel queasy and slightly disoriented-- like a Stendhal syndrome response. Every single barista at my local Starbucks (shouldering the burden of their oh so lucrative graphic design degrees) could have mocked this up better in a twenty minute rush.

  • J K says:

    He does look excited to see Scarjo whipping out her pieces.

  • Tommy Marx says:

    Damn that gamma and its cruel, cruel ways!

  • J K says:

    It would be cool to have just a hulk pompadour. "You wouldn't like my quaff when I get angry..." he whispers as it plumps up all green and Morrissey. And let's not speculate about the gamma bush.