Human Centipede 2 Trailer Promises a New Deranged Mastermind and Some Mommy Issues

Ever since deranged Dutch filmmaker Tom Six announced that Human Centipede 2 would make his original mouth-to-anus picture "look like a Disney film," we have been anxiously awaiting video evidence. After seeing this week's Australian teaser debut, IFC Films has granted us a first trailer for The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence, which has already been banned in the U.K. So guys, hold on tight to your Human Centipede charm necklaces and click through -- except for you, Donnie Wahlberg.

First off, how about that reminder of the crisp production value in the first film? Mouth-to-anus binding has never looked this artful. It was nice of Tom Six to provide a quick Human Centipede refresher by re-introducing us to the first 'pede-stitching madman Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser) before unveiling his Full Sequence madman, Martin.

In the sequel, Martin (played by newcomer Laurence R. Harvey) is sexually obsessed with the original Human Centipede film and, to quote the British Board of Film Classification, [SPOILER ALERT!] "masturbates as he watches the film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis." [END SPOILERS]

What's even more disturbing is that Martin sleeps on a bare mattress and has a judgmental mother who might be incorporated into Martin's sequence after he knocks her unconscious with a conveniently-placed crowbar. Will Full Sequence get to the bottom of (no pun intended) the psychological underpinnings of Martin and Dr. Heiter's fetishes? Probably not. But it will likely provide a nauseating viewing experience that will surely set a new low, even for this franchise.

VERDICT: Shudder!

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