Of all the movies to come out in 2003, did you expect Underworld to produce three sequels? Not The Italian Job? Or the ever-empowering What a Girl Wants? Well, in the upcoming fourth installment of the series, Underworld: Awakening (in 3D), Kate Beckinsale reprises her role from the first two films, vampire warrioress Selene, "who escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species." Sounds urgent. In the meantime, the movie's new teaser poster calls to mind 10 unmistakable images -- some of which are silly! Join us for some curated Beckinsale art.
1. A Linda Evangelista ad for breath mints.
2. Evanescence album art.
3. A '90s classroom poster illustrating methodone addiction.
4. A dinner theater reenactment of Corpse Bride.
5. A Thomas Gainsborough portrait of Deborah Harry.
6. A Victoria's Secret model peering out her snowy bedroom window, waiting for Santa.
7. A severely frostbitten Rebecca De Mornay.
8. A Castlevania empress asking if you'd like to save your game.
9. If Janet Jackson had a watery sorceress friend in the Busta Rhymes. video for "What's It Gonna Be?"
10. The three other Underworld posters.