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Here's Your First Look at the Poster for Dream House: Wake Us Up, Daniel Craig

The poster for the delayed thriller Dream House proves one thing: Daniel Craig keeps improving his Edie Falco impersonation! Note the bothered eyes, the pert lips, and that unrelentingly Falconian nose. He's sure to delight RuPaul under the moniker Carmela Baritone at this point. But that's where the good news ends. Dream House's new art -- which could be an early or unofficial release -- is full of the warped faces and coloring we expect from any spooky drama.

The movie comes out in September (where it was repositioned after its initial February release date), but we're not seeing anything revelatory here. Looks like 'The Mummy Returns' to a Starring Role on a Nurse Jackie to me. No more sepia, movemakers! No more! Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz look equally concerned about their tawny visages.

ยท 'Dream House' With Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz Gets A Nightmarishly Bad Poster [indieWIRE/The Playlist]