If you had to sit through Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, there's a good chance you will be forced to see the fourth installment of the Spy Kids franchise when it premieres Aug. 19. Unfortunately for you, Sylvester Stallone will not be reprising his role as the unintentionally hilarious villain toymaker, and even more unfortunately, not even Jessica Alba, Joel McHale, Ricky Gervais and the movie's Aromascope feature will be able to save the latest Spy Kids movie All the Time in the World from kid-approved ridiculousness. At least, that's what the latest trailer makes it seem like.
But then again, I am not the target audience for Spy Kids: All the Time in the World. So who am I to judge if Jessica Alba's character thinks the best way to tell her kids that she is an undercover agent is by dumping them into a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit and revealing humorlessly, "Hello, children. I am a spy." That's her business! We can't all be Pixar.
VERDICT: I'll pass, but my nieces and nephews sadly won't.
Head on over to Yahoo! Movies to see the All the Time in the World trailer in HD.