You'll read a lot in the coming 48 hours about how Michael Bay is the scourge of the Earth, Transformers: Dark of the Moon is the dumbest movie of the summer, and the fact that it will make money only proves audiences are stupid. One retort for those of you who actually like Dark of the Moon? At least it isn't The Three Musketeers. Click ahead to watch the latest trailer for his Alexandre Dumas "adaptation."
If you don't remember giant flying zeppelins, massive explosions, and catchphrases like the Street Fighter-approved "round two" in the Dumas source tome, you're not alone. This is based on Dumas's Three Musketeers like Unstoppable was based on a true story. That said, Logan Lerman does make a charming d'Artagnan, and Orlando Bloom seems to be channeling the spirit of Gary Oldman circa The Professional for his role as the film's villain. One question needs to be asked, however: In Michael Bay's worst nightmare, is he Paul W.S. Anderson?
VERDICT: Needs more Optimus Prime.
[via Moviefone]