Spoiler Alert: Human Centipede II Director Tom Six Responds to UK Ban

You won't get away from The Human Centipede sequel that easily. After The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) was banned by the British Board of Film Classification for, in part, presenting "graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation," director Tom Six has come out to defend his grotesque sounding horror film. He's also pissed about those spoilers.

In the press release citing the ban, the BBFC laid out in painstaking detail -- with an emphasis on pain -- the atrocities that Six planned on showcasing in his new horror film. (You can click here to have a peek, but just know that said details include words like "sandpaper," "masturbation," "barbed wire" and "penis.") Because of those loose lips, Six was a tad disappointed:

"Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn't a good horror film be horrific? My dear people it is a f****cking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief [sic]. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can't handle or like my movies they just don't watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK."

Translation: If you loved The Human Centipede, just wait until you see the sequel! Just be careful about all those spoilers.

· Human Centipede II Rejected By BBFC [Update] [Empire via /Film]