The 2007 Japanese mockumentary feature Big Man Japan, which became something of a cult hit in the U.S. in 2009, is getting a remake for American audiences who are allergic to subtitles. The movie concerns the titular hero (played in the original by the movie's writer/director Hitoshi Matsumoto) who heads up the Department of Monster Prevention, and typically causes as much damage as he prevents. He's sort of like the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers in this way. How many times can Megazord stomp on Angel Falls before residents realize he's as much of a problem as Rita Repulsa? [Deadline]