Salt Sequel is On: What Should We Title It?
In other Sony sequel news today, the Angelina Jolie thriller Salt is getting a second installment. Hooray! I think! Jolie was appealing in the original, and if any runaround spy-related actioner deserves another chapter, it's this one. But what shall we call it?
Here are our suggestions.
· Salt 2: Salt and Battery
· Salt 2: Dash of Vinegar
· Salt 2: Guns and Blazers Blazing
· Salt 2: Kung Fu Panda 3
· Salt 2: Outta Pepper
· Salt 2: Fast Five But Not As Fast
· Salt 2: Shiloh Never Sleeps
They have to choose one of those, right? There are no other options. Except yours. Do contribute and best our picks.
Comments
Has anyone thought of reimagining the franchise as a buddy movie?
Think about it: Salt & Pepper.
Cast Jonny Depp as secret agent Clyde Pepper & you can recapture the chemistry & success that they had with The Tourist.
It's perfect!
Please. The obvious name for the sequel is Saltier.
Salt 2: Salt Shaker
Salt 2: Needs More Tequila
Salt 2: Pillar of Salt
Salt 2: Hide Your Slug
Salt 2: Saline Away!
MSG: The Enhancer
Salt2: Enter Mrs. Dash
The Coriander Directive
Throw Cardamom from the Train
(I'll stop now)
Oh, Saline Away is a TRIUMPH. It can be an aquatic adventure! Welcome to the winner's circle.
Salt and Pepper was already done with Peter Lawford and Sammy David Jr.
Could put her undercover in a temple* and call is Kosher Salt.
*not since Melanie Griffith in "A Stranger Among Us"
Sal2
(Pronounced Sal-TOO!)
Laugh now, but you KNOW that'll be plastered on posters next summer.
Saltine
Salted
ASalt
NaCl2
Pepper
Assault and Vinegar
Thank You, and I humbly accept this cross-promo carton of Morton Salt with graphics from the sequel.
Salt 2: Cholesterol Overdrive
It will be an erotic espionage with many group sex scenes.
Its called Pass The Salt.
Regardless what they call it, the tagline should be "Shakin some more on, this summer".
_Hypertension_
How about -
Salt 2: I Can't Believe They're Making Another One of This Piece of Crap
A Salt with a Deadly Pepa, surely? Or at least: Spinderella Cut It Up One Time.
The Bourne Saltpremacy
Salt: In the Wound
Two Salty