NSFW: Terrible Texter Leaves Voicemail Rant For Theater That Kicked Her Out

Monday is slowly turning into Viral Voicemail Day at Movieline, where one (fake) series of answering machine messages for the stars now gives way to a single voicemail for the managers at Austin's venerable cinema institution Alamo Drafthouse. According to Drafthouse boss Tim League, this is legit fury from a customer ejected from a screening for texting during a movie -- a big no-no for the venue. Click through to listen and decide for yourself.

Regardless of the rant's veracity and/or provenance, Drafthouse patrons will see the following video in front of the theater's R-rated programming starting this weekend. "Ma'am," League wrote today at the Drafthouse blog, "you may be free to text in all the other theaters in the Magnited States of America, but here at our 'little crappy ass theater,' you are not. Why you may ask? Well, we actually do give a f*$k."

Amen, son. And you know what? Some idiots will still break out their phones during the movies this weekend and forevermore. Oh well. One can only hope that makes for equally entertaining voicemails down the line.

· She Texted. We Kicked Her Out. [Alamo Drafthouse]