Watch Breaking Dawn Star Michael Sheen Read Twilight Fan Fiction

There may still be a solid six months until The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part I hits theaters in all of its placenta-chewing glory, but that doesn't mean that life has to be Bella and Edward-less until then. The dedicated Twilight fan base generates plenty of fan fiction each day about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's characters -- some that seems plausible, and some that seems a little deranged. In a recent segment on VH1's Big Morning Buzz Live, series star Michael Sheen read an excerpt from one latter passage aloud.

Gangway for footcycle! Michael Sheen can officially do no wrong.

[via The Collider]